I dislike the Wisconsin Dells.
There is nothing more phony than hotels with stupid themes trying to bring in desperately cheap tourists who want an “experience.” Certainly going to the Dells is an experience. That place thrived in the 1950s and now half the attractions are closed. And in the winter it’s like a barren wasteland of sadness. The outdoor water parks depend on the warm Wisconsin summers. The restaurants need the water park patrons to run. The Wisconsin Dells in the winter is a depressing deserted city filled with miserable people looking for excitement to fill the void in their miserable lives.